Fun - Condi and George
Eine (fiktive) Unterhaltung zwischen
Condoleezza Rice (Condi ) und George W.Bush (George)
We take you now to the Oval Office.
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Condoleezza Rice (Condi ) und George W.Bush (George)
We take you now to the Oval Office.
| George: | Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? |
| Condi : | Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. |
| George: | Great. Lay it on me. |
| Condi : | Hu is the new leader of China. |
| George: | That's what I want to know. |
| Condi : | That's what I'm telling you. |
| George: | That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? |
| Condi : | Yes. |
| George: | I mean the fellow's name. |
| Condi : | Hu. |
| George: | The new leader of China. |
| Condi : | Hu. |
| George: | The Chinaman! |
| Condi : | Hu is leading China. |
| George: | Now what are you asking me for? |
| Condi : | I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. |
| George: | Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? |
| Condi : | That's the man's name. |
| George: | That's whose name? |
| Condi : | Yes. |
| George: | Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? |
| Condi : | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. |
| Condi : | That's correct. |
| George: | Then who is in China? |
| Condi : | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Yassir is in China? |
| Condi : | No, sir. |
| George: | Then who is? |
| Condi : | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Yassir? |
| Condi : | No, sir. |
| George: | Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. |
| Condi : | Kofi? |
| George: | No, thanks. |
| Condi : | You want Kofi? |
| George: | No. |
| Condi : | You don't want Kofi. |
| George: | No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. |
| Condi : | Yes, sir. |
| George: | Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. |
| Condi : | Kofi? |
| George: | Milk! Will you please make the call? |
| Condi : | And call who? |
| George: | Who is the guy at the U.N? |
| Condi : | Hu is the guy in China. |
| George: | Will you stay out of China?! |
| Condi : | Yes, sir. |
| George: | And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. |
| Condi : | Kofi. |
| George: | All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. |
| (Condi picks up the phone.) | |
| Condi : | Rice, here. |
| George: | Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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